Thursday, July 02, 2015

Chuckle 3864

Chuckle 3864
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Gary B in LA Habra CA)

~Longevity~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and 6 diff’s)

When I turned 72, I thought I would go play a round of golf. I was standing by the first tee, when a young man walked up and seeing that I was alone asked if I would like to play a round with him. I told no, sorry, but I'm waiting for my Father to show up. He could see I was rather old and inquired, "Your Father still plays golf?" I said yes and he's 97 years old. Wow that's great. Then I continued and said that he still has trouble beating my Grandpa. The kid was astonished and said, "Your Grandpa is going to play golf today?  How old is he?'" I said, he's 119, but he's not playing today because he's getting married. The kid said, "Why would someone 119 want to get married?" I answered, "Who said he wanted to?"

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