Chuckle 3867

Chuckle 3867
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Ron J of Florence OR)

~Smart Ass~ (Second time around) (Plus: today in history, word for the day, today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

Two young businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall. As yet, the store's merchandise wasn't in -- only a few shelves and display racks set up.  One said to the other, "I'll bet that any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling." Sure enough, just a moment later, a curious senior gentleman walked up to the window, looked around intensely and rapped on the glass, then in a loud voice asked, "What are you selling here?"       One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ass-holes."       Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, "You must be doing well. Only two left."       Seniors -- don't mess with them. They didn't get old by being stupid!

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Herman