Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 4004

Chuckle 4004
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Nicky H of Florence OR)

~Part 2 of retired Husband~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 diff’s)

A Letter from Wal-Mart:

Dear Mrs. Harris:

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Harris, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras:

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him, he began crying and screamed, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" EMT's were called.

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the Hunting Department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme song.

12. October 6: In the Auto Department, he practiced his "Madonna Look" using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through yelled "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14. October 22: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed “OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!"

15. October 27: Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked, "Where is the fitting room?"

And last, but not least:

16. November 8: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while, and then yelled very loudly, "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here." One of the clerks passed out.

---That’s all Folks---

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Maxine