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(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Nicky H of Florence)

~THIS IS MY KIND OF DOCTOR. Pt 1~ ( Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

Primary Care Physician

Love this Doctor! 

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life.  Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise.  Everything wear out eventually.  Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster.  Want to live longer?  Take nap.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake? A:  Oh no.  Wine made from fruit.  Brandy distilled wine, that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way.  Beer also made of grain.  Bottom up!

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio? A: Well, if you have body and you have fat, your ratio one to one.  If you have two body, your ratio two to one.

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program? A: Can't think of single one, sorry.  My philosophy: No pain...good!

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Maxine

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Herman