Chuckle 4178
(Today’s
Chuckle thanks go to
Nicky H of Florence)
~THIS IS MY KIND OF DOCTOR. Pt 1~ ( Plus: Today
in history, Word for the
day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)
Primary
Care Physician
Love this
Doctor!
Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong
life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it...
Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding
up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by
driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake? A: Oh no. Wine
made from fruit. Brandy distilled wine, that mean they take water out of
fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made of
grain. Bottom up!
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio? A: Well, if you have
body and you have fat, your ratio one to one. If you have two body, your
ratio two to one.
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular
exercise program? A: Can't think of single one, sorry. My philosophy: No
pain...good!
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www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day
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Maxine
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Herman
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