Chuckle 4180

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Nicky H of Florence OR)

 ~Love my Doctor Pt 2~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

Q:  Aren't fried foods bad for you? A:  YOU NOT LISTENING!  Food fried in vegetable oil.  How getting more vegetable be bad?

Q:  Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle? A:  Oh no!  When you exercise muscle, it get bigger.  You should only be doing sit-up if you want bigger stomach.

Q:  Is chocolate bad for me? A:  You crazy?!?  HEL-LO-O!!  Cocoa bean!  Another vegetable!  It best feel-good food around!

Q:  Is swimming good for your figure? A:  If swimming good for figure, explain whale to me.

Q:  Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle? A:  Hey!  'Round' is shape!

Well... I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.

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(Today in History Click)
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(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
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http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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Maxine

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Herman