Chuckle 4187

~Blonde Men Stories From Bev L ~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s

A blonde man's dog goes missing and he is frantic.
His wife says "Why don't you put an ad in the paper?"
He does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing.
"What did you put in the paper?" his wife asks.
"Here boy!" he replies.

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A blonde man is in jail. Guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by
his feet.   "Just WHAT are you doing?" he asks.
"Hanging myself," the blonde replies.
"It should be around your neck" says the guard.
"I tried that," he replies, "but then I couldn't breathe".
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(Today in History Click)
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(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
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http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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Maxine

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