Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 4189 Classic

Chuckle 4189 Classic

Chuckle 259 (Sent out in Mar 2004)

(Today’s chuckle thanks go to Pam in Roseville, CA!)

~Marriage Pts1 and 2 ~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

A typical man married a good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want - and I
don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go
hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old
buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"
His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night... whether you're here or not."
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Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast
table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either," and storms out of the house.
At around dinner-time he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, "What took you so long to answer the phone?"

She says, "I was in bed."
He says, "What are you doing in bed at this hour?"
"Getting a second opinion