Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 4249 Classic

Chuckle 4249 Classic

Chuckle 279 (Sent out in Mar 2004)

(Today’s chuckle thanks go to Jayne in Florence OR!)

~Breakfast at Tim’s~ ( Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

A Canadian man was having coffee and croissants with
butter and jam in a Tim Horton's, when an American man, chewing gum, sat down next to him.
The Canadian man ignored the American, who, nevertheless
started up a conversation. The American snapped his gum and said, "You Canadian folk eat the whole bread?"
"Of course." The American blew a huge bubble.
"We don't. In the States, we only eat what's inside. The crusts
we collect in a big container, recycle them, transform them into croissants
and sell them to Canada."
The American had a smirk on his face. The Canadian listened in silence. The American persisted. "Do ya eat jelly
with the bread?"
Sighing, the Canadian replied, "Of course."
Cracking his gum between his teeth, the American said, We don't. In the States, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell it to Canada."
The Canadian then asked, "Do you have sex in the
States?"

The American smiled, snapped his
chewing gum and replied, "Why of course we do."
The Canadian leaned closer to him and asked, "And what
do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"

"We throw them away, of course," said the American
Now it was the Canadian's turn to smile. "We don't.

In Canada, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt
them down into chewing gum, and sell them to Americans."

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