Chuckle 4246

Chuckle 4246

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Jane C of Florence OR)

~Home Schooling~Pt.2 (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

13.  My father taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out..."

14.  My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

15.  My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16.  My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until your father gets home."

17.  My father taught me about RECEIVING.

"You're going to get it now!"

18 .  My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19.  My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20.  My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21.  My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

22.  My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

23.  My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand.

24.  My father taught me about JUSTICE .

"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

This should only be sent to the over 60 crowd because the younger ones would not believe we truly were told these "EXACT" words by our parents… 

-Final -

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(Today in History Click)
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(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

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http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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Maxine

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 Herman