Chuckle 4253

Chuckle 4253

~Cute Little Daughters~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine, Herman,  and a cartoon )

-A father watched his daughter playing in the
garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and
innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just
stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her
and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?"
she asked. "They're mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top,
Daddy?" she asked.
"That's a daddy longlegs." her father
answered. "So, the other one is a mommy longlegs?" the
little girl asked.
"No," her father replied. "Both of them are
daddy longlegs."
The little girl thought for a moment, then
took her foot and stomped them flat. "Well, we're not
having THAT sort of shit in our garden."

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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Maxine

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Herman

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 (A cartoon from Phyllis S of Pasadena CA)