Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 4414

Chuckle 4414

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Mac M of Florence OR)

~Court Recorders Record Book~ Pt1(Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?
These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said. . .

in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place...

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your Husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where are you Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!

ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci Sweats and Reeboks.👿

ATTORNEY: Are you Sexually Active?
WITNESS: No, I just Lie there.

ATTORNEY: What is your Date of Birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What Year?
WITNESS: Every Year.

ATTORNEY: How old is your Son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.🤑

ATTORNEY: Now Doctor, isn't it true that when a Person dies in his sleep, He doesn't know about it until the next Morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually Pass the Bar Exam?

ATTORNEY: The Youngest Son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ.

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