Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 4415

Chuckle 4415

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith K of Florence OR)

~5-Surgeons Discuss Best Patients to Operate on~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

Five surgeons from big cities were discussing who makes the Best Patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from New York, says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'
  The second, from Chicago, responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'
  The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'
  The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like construction workers...Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.'
   But the fifth surgeon, from Washington, DC, shut them all up when he observed:

'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.

There's no guts, no heart, no brains, and no spine… Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable.'

You’ll notice that no Political Party was mentioned. ---Jerry---