Chuckle 4427

Chuckle 4427

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith K of Florence OR)

~Old age~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

Yesterday morning I bought two six packs of beer on sale at the Liquor Store.

I placed them on the front seat of the car and headed back home

I stopped at the service station where a drop-dead gorgeous,

Almost blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.

It was very warm and she was wearing tight shorts and a light top which was wide open.
She glanced at the beer, bent over and knocked on my passenger window.
With her bra-less breasts almost falling out of her skimpy top she said, in a sexy voice,
“I'm a big believer in barter, old fellow. Would you be interested in trading sex for beer?"
 

I thought for a few seconds and asked, "What kind of beer you got?

 Do not regret growing older, It is a privilege denied to many. 

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 Maxine

 

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Herman