Chuckle 4419
Chuckle 4419
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Ron J of Florence OR)
~An Easter Tid-Bit~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for
the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and
Herman)
A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit
jump out across the
middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in
front of the car.
The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets
out to see what has become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he is DEAD .The
driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the
side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks the man
what's wrong.
"I feel terrible," ! he explains, "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with
my car and KILLED HIM."
The blonde says ,"Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls out a spray
can. She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny, bends down, and sprays
the contents onto him.
The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off
down the road. Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves again, he hops
down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns
and waves, and repeats this again and again and again and again, until he
hops out of sight.
The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in
that can? What did you spray on the Easter Bunny?"
The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label. It says..
He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in
front of the car.
The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets
out to see what has become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he is DEAD .The
driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the
side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks the man
what's wrong.
"I feel terrible," ! he explains, "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with
my car and KILLED HIM."
The blonde says ,"Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls out a spray
can. She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny, bends down, and sprays
the contents onto him.
The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off
down the road. Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves again, he hops
down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns
and waves, and repeats this again and again and again and again, until he
hops out of sight.
The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in
that can? What did you spray on the Easter Bunny?"
The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label. It says..
(Are you ready for this?)
(You know you're gonna be sorry)... (Last chance)
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It says, "Hair Spray ...... Restores life to dead hair, and adds permanent
wave."
Happy Easter ...!!
★¨`*•♫.•Pass it on!! Give someone else a reason to smile. ♫ ..•* ★
It says, "Hair Spray ...... Restores life to dead hair, and adds permanent
wave."
Happy Easter ...!!
★¨`*•♫.•Pass it on!! Give someone else a reason to smile. ♫ ..•* ★
(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history
(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day
(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history
(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day
(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/
Maxine
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Herman
posted by Mr Chuckles @ 8:13 AM
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