Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 4417 Classic

Chuckle 4417 Classic

Chuckle253 (Sent out in Feb 2004)

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Nadine in Carpinteria, CA.)

~Jewish Grandma~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

   A Jewish grandmother and her grandson were at the beach. He was playing in the water, she was standing on the shore, not wanting to get her feet wet, when all of a sudden, a huge wave appeared from nowhere and crashed directly onto the spot where the boy was wading. The water receded and the boy was no longer there but was swept away.
The grandma held her hands to the sky, screamed and cried: “Lord, how could you? Haven't I been a wonderful grandmother? Haven't I been a wonderful mother? Haven't I kept a kosher home? Haven't I given to the B'nai B'rith?”
"Haven't I lit candles every Friday night? Haven't I tried my very
best to live a life that you would be proud of?"
   A voice boomed from the sky, "All right already!"
   A few minutes later another huge wave appeared out of nowhere and crashed onto the beach. As the water receded, the boy was standing there. He was smiling and splashing as if nothing had happened.
   The voice boomed again, "I have returned your grandson. Are you satisfied?"
   She responded, "He had a hat."

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