Chuckle 4429 Classic

Chuckle 4429 Classic

Chuckle 488 (Sent out in Aug of 2004)

(Rich C of Yume AZ gets today's chuckle thanks!)

Note; Hope this is not to naughty nor political for some of you!

~Lexus Radio~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

  A woman bought a new Lexus LS400, and returned the next day, complaining that she couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. 

"Watch this!" he said..."Nelson!" 

The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" 

"Willie!" he continued....and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers. 

The woman drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time she'd say, "Beethoven", she'd get beautiful classical music, and if she said, "Beatles!" she'd get one of their awesome songs. 

One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed her new car, but she swerved in time to avoid them. 

"ASSHOLES!" she yelled...... 

The French National Anthem began to play, sung by the Dixie Chicks, Jane Fonda and Michael 

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(Today in History Click)
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Maxine

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Herman

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