Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 4564

Chuckle 4564

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith K of Florence OR)

~ Going to the liquor store!~ and ~A better Place~ ( Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

I went to the liquor store Friday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of Scotch and put it in the bicycle basket. As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break. So I drank all the Scotch before I cycled home. It turned out to be a very good decision, because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home.

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~She's in a better place~

A widower who rather disliked his wife while she was alive now found himself missing her desperately. He went to a psychic to see if he could contact his late wife. The psychic went into a trance. A strange breeze wafted through the darkened room, and suddenly, the man heard the unmistakable voice of his dearly departed wife. "Honey!" he cried. "Is that you?" "Yes, my husband." "Are you happy?" "Yes, my husband." "Happier than you were with me?" "Yes, my husband." "Then Heaven must be an amazing place!" "I'm not in Heaven, dear."

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