Chuckle 4569 Classic

Chuckle 4569 Classic

(Jayne at Clear Lake CA gets todays Chuckle thanks!)

Chuckle 257 (First Sent out in March 2004)Then again in 2013.

~The Pet Shop~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

  A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the
sweetest little voice:

"Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"

  And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that
he's on her level, and asks:

"Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy
black wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle brown
wabby over there?"

She in turn puts her hands on her knees, leans forward
and says in a quiet sweet voice:...............

"I don't think my Boa Constwicta weally gives a thit..

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/

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 Maxine

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Herman