Chuckle 4565

Chuckle 4565

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Ron J of Florence OR)

~This Old Man~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

I've sure gotten old! I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. I Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends. But, thank God, I still have my driver's license.

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(Today in History Click)
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(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
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http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/

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Maxine

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 Herman