Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 4765

Chuckle 4765

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith K of Florence OR)

~The Mistresses~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine
restaurant, when this absolutely stunning young woman
comes over to their table, gives the husband a big
open-mouthed kiss, says she'll see him later, and
walks away.

His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was
that??"

"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."

"Well that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had
enough. I'm filing for a divorce as soon as I can get
hold of my attorney. I want a divorce ASAP."

"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but
remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more
shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados,
no more summers in Tuscany, no more Bentleys
or Mercedes in the garage, no more Rolex watches, no
more rides in the Gulf Stream and no more yacht club
amenities.

But the decision is yours."

Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a
gorgeous babe on his arm.

"Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife.

"That's his mistress," says her husband.
"Ours is prettier," she replies.

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