Chuckle 4916 Classic

Chuckle 4916 Classic

Chuckle 384 (Sent out in July 2004)

(Phyllis in Pasadena CA gets today’s chuckle thanks!)

~Oldster~ Plus: (Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

Bill, a 70 year old extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year-old blonde who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm who hangs over Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word.

His buddies at the club are all aghast. They corner him and ask, "Bill, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?"

Bill replies, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!"

They're knocked over, but continue to ask. "So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?"  Bill says, "I lied about my age."

His friends respond, "What do you mean? Did you tell her you were only 50?"

Bill smiles and says, "No, I told her I was 90."

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Maxine

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 Herman