Chuckle 4920

Chuckle 4920

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith K of Florence OR)

~ Pearly Gates~ ( Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Shoe)

Three pilots died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

 In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, ‘You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

         The Army helicopter pilot thumbed through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said.
         'It did make light; you may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said
 

         The Navy C-2 pilot reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'

         Saint Peter said, 'they had a ring to them, you may pass through the pearly gates'.

          The Marines fighter pilot started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

          St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'

          He replied, 'These are Carols.'

      And So The Christmas Season Begins . . .

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Maxine

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