Chuckle 5293

Don’t forget

Chuckle 5293

Received in Aug 2002

~Confessional ~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and Sign)

The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks the older  priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears a couple of  confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out of the confessional for  a few suggestions. The old priest suggests, "Cross your arms over your chest, and rub your chin with one hand....and try sayings things like "yes, I see," and "yes, go on," and "I understand." The new priest crosses his arms, rubs his chin with one hand and repeats all the suggested remarks to the old priest. The old priest says, "Now, don't you think that's a little better than slapping your knee and saying, "No shit...what happened next?"

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