Chuckle 5299

Chuckle 5299

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Nancy in Sun City AZ)

~Semper Fi~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and  6 Diff’s)

Department of the Navy is now assigning females to quarters

in a separate private "OFF LIMITS" area on all aircraft carriers.
While addressing all personnel at Pearl Harbor, CINCPAC advised, “Female sleeping quarters will be "out-of-bounds" for all males.
Anyone caught breaking this rule will be fined $50 the first time. “And the Admiral continued,

"Anyone caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $150.

Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $500.

Are there any questions?"

At this point, a US Marine from the security detail assigned to a ship stood up in the crowd and inquired:
"How much for a season pass?"

 God bless the Marine Corps!

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