Chuckle 5312

Chuckle 5312 Classic

Chuckle 184 (Sent out in Dec 2003)

(Three chuckle senders sent in today’s Chuckle.Pat Mahoney and Dean and Dee both of Florence OR. and Carrie of Sacramento CA. Thanks go to all of you!)

~Baking a Christmas Cake:~ ( Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and  Sign )

Christmas Cake Recipe

   1 cup of water

 1 tsp baking soda

 1 cup of sugar

 1 tsp salt

 1 cup of brown sugar

 lemon juice

 4 large eggs

 1 cup nuts

 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Gold Tequila

 2 cups of dried fruit

  Sample the Cuervo to check quality.

  Take out a large bowl, check the Cuervo again to be sure it is of

The highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer...

Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.

At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, tryanother cup ... just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit off floor...

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.

Who giveshz a ****.

Check the Josie Cuervo.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl in the stink,

Finish the Joe Curvo and find someone to dance with.

CHERRY MISTMAS!

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