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(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Nancy in Sun City AZ)

~A GLASS OF WINE...~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and 6 Diff’s )

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine, and for those who don't, and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand, there is a line which Ben Franklin once said:

"In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water there is bacteria."

In a number of carefully controlled trials,, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink four glasses of water each day, at the end of a year we would have absorbed more than two pounds of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) which is bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming two pounds of poop annually.

However, We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine or beer, rum, whiskey or another liquor because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, but Wine, beer or liquors = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupidly, than it is to drink water and be full of shit...

VERIFICATION YOU CAN WITNESS:

BOTH THE HOUSE AND SENATE MEMBERS DRINK A LOT OF WATER WHILE IN SESSION. THIS EXPLAINS A GREAT DEAL. . .

There is no need to thank me for sharing this valuable information. I'm doing it strictly for my conscience and as a public service.

.CHEERS!!!

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