Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 5300

Chuckle 5300 Floppy

Received in Mar 2001

~Government ~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and Sign)

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, what is politics? Dad says, well son let me try to explain it this way. I’m the head of the family, so let’s call me Government Your Mom; she raises and protects you, so we will call her Justice. We`re here to take care of your needs so we will call you the people. The nanny...we`ll consider her the working class. And your baby brother we`ll call him the Future. Now think about that and see if that makes sense. So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad has said. Later that night he hears baby brother crying , so he gets up to check on him. He finds baby has severely soiled his diaper. So he goes to his parents room finds mom sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her he goes to nanny's room, finding the door locked he peaks through the keyhole and sees his father in bed with nanny. So he goes back to bed. The next morning he tells his dad," I think I understand politics now"." Good son. Tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about" The little boy replies, "Well while the Government is screwing the working class, Justice is sound asleep, the people are being ignored and the Future is deep in shit."

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