Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 5330

Chuckle 5330

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Nancy S of Sun City AZ)

~Story From A Minnesota State Trooper~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and Herman)

I made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speeding on MN
State Highway 201 at Mile Marker 197 just East of McGregor,MN.

I asked for drivers' license, registration, and proof of insurance.
The lady took out the required information and handed it to me. In with
the cards I was somewhat surprised (due to her advanced age) to see she
had a Concealed Carry Permit. I looked at her and asked if she had
a weapon in her possession at this time.

She responded that she indeed had a .45 automatic in her glove box.

Something....body language, or the way she said it....made me want
to ask her if she had any other firearms.

She did admit to also having a 9mm Glock in her center console.
Now, I had to ask one more time if that was all.

She responded once again that she did have just one more, a .38
special in her purse.

I then asked her what she was afraid of?

She looked me right in the eye and said, "Not A F ***** g Thing!'

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