Chuckle 5360

Chuckle 5360

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Bill P of Florence OR.)

~Emergence~ ( Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope,  Maxine and Herman)

"IT DID NOT HAPPEN TO ME BUT I FOUND THIS STORY INTERESTING ENOUGH TO SHARE WITH ALL OF YOU.  PLEASE BE SAFE OUT THERE"
 
Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk. I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They looked so lifelike you wouldn’t believe! They are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers.
 
But to my surprise, cars started slowing down looking at my lifelike men. And of course, traffic started backing up. Everybody was tooting their horns and waving like crazy.
 
It wasn’t long before a state trooper pulled up behind me. He got out of his car and started walking towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper!
 
“What’s going on here?’
 
‘My car has a flat tire,’ I said calmly.
 
‘Well, what the heck are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?’
 
I couldn’t believe that he didn’t know. So I told him,
 ‘Hell000000, those are my emergency flashers!’
 
->God bless you all!!!<- span="">

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Maxine

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Herman