Chuckle 5608

Chuckle 5608 Classic Chuckle 753 (Today's chuckle thanks go to Dean O in Florence OR!) Note; Happy birthday Carrie! ~Fast Car~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and Sign ) A couple had been debating buying a vehicle for weeks. He wanted a truck and she wanted a fast little sports car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range. "Look!" she said, "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in just a few seconds. My birthday is coming up so surprise me!" He did just that. For her birthday he bought her a brand new bathroom scale. Nobody has seen or heard from him since. ________________________________________________________________________________ Word of the Day for Monday July 25, 2005 badinage \bad-n-AHZH\, noun: Light, playful talk; banter. Ken was determined to put the cares of the world behind him and do what he loved best -- having a few celebrity friends round and enjoying an evening of anecdote and badinage over a bottle or two of vintage bubbly and some tasty cheese straws. --Bel Littlejohn, "My moustache man," The Guardian, March 24, 2000 _________________________________________________________________________________ (Today in History Click) http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history (Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day) www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day (For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope) http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/ __________________________________________________________________________________

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