Chuckle 1364

Chuckle 1364
(Phyllis H of Carpinteria CA gets today chuckle thanks!)


~Bravery~ (2nd time around)
(Plus: Today in History and Word for the Day.)

A man appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of high-testosterone bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground. I yelled, "Now back off biker boys or you'll answer to me!"
St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"
"Just a few minutes ago." ***
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Conversations from the book "Disorder in the American Courts" sent to us by Sandy J of Florence OR.

ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
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