Chucke 1508

Chuckle 1508
(George H of Florence gets today's chuckle thanks!)

~Corvette Convertible~ (2nd time around)

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An Oregon senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.

"Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-5, pushing the pedal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a Oregon State Trooper behind him, red and blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the Trooper's arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The old gentleman paused. Then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a Oregon State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, Sir," replied the trooper.


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Thanks go to Pat M of Florence OR for: "LETTERS DEAR ABBY ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER"

Dear Abby, I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.

Dear Abby, My mother is mean and short tempered. I think she is going through mental pause.

Dear Abby, You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?
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Have a nice day!!