Chucke 1512

Chuckle 1512
(Today's chuckle thanks go to Lora S of Florence OR!)


~Old Don~ (2nd time around)
(Plus: Today in History and Word for the Day.)

An old Italian Mafia "Don" is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed.

"Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated 38 revolver so you always remember me."

"But, Grandpa, I really don't like guns. Howz about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"

"Shuddup an'a lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business. You gonna have a beautifula wife, lots money, a bigga home and maybe a couple a bambinos. Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe find your wife inna bed with another man. Whadda you gonna do then... pointa to you watch and say, "Times up?" ***



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Dean O of Florence OR gets our thanks for these children's quotes!
~What does Love mean? ~

A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined.
See what you think:

"Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing,
you still want to be together and you talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are like that, they look gross when they kiss" Emily - age 8

"Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen" Bobby - age 7 (Wow!)

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Have a nice day!"