Chuckle 1600

Chuckle 1600
(How about that, 1600!!! I suppose this is some sort of milestone.)
(Today's chuckle and milestone setter thanks go to Phyllis S of Pasadena CA!)


~Maxine's Living Will~
(Plus: Today in History and Word for the Day.)

I, MAXINE , being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers / doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:

Glass of wine
Chocolate
Margarita
Chocolate
Martini
Cold Beer
Chocolate
Chicken fried steak
Cream gravy
Chocolate
Mexican food
Chocolate
French fries
Chocolate
Pizza
Chocolate
Ice cream
Cup of tea
Chocolate
Chocolate
Sex
Chocolate

It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.

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Jayne C of Florence gets our thanks for sharing these
Weird Things You Would Never Know!! (But do now!)

In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.

On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

On average people fear spiders more than they do death.

Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are immigrants that have arrived recently. _______________________________________________________


"Have a nice day!"