Chuckle 1603

Chuckle 1603
(Today's chuckle thanks go to Willie F of Sacramento CA!)


~Never Tick off a Nurse ~ (2nd time around)
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)

A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his staff. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him.

The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. She came into his room and announced, "I have to take your temperature." After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth.

"No, I'm sorry," the nurse stated, "but for this reading, I can't use an oral thermometer."

This started another round of complaining, but eventually he rolled over and bared his behind. After feeling the nurse inserts the thermometer, he heard her announce,

"I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!"

She left the door to his room open on her way out. ? He cursed under his breath as he heard people walking past his door, laughing. ? After a half hour, the man's doctor came into the room. "What's going on here?" asked the doctor.

Angrily, the man answered, "What's the matter, Doc?? Haven't you ever seen someone having their temperature taken?"

After a pause, the doctor confessed ......."Not with a carnation" ***


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. Today in history
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(Word for the Day)
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Jayne C of Florence gets our thanks for sharing these
Weird Things You Would Never Know!! (But do now!)

No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

All polar bears are left handed.
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(Find the 6 differences, for answers check spots on 3rd drawing
below.)