Chuckle 1665

Chuckle 1665
(Nadine W of Carpinteria CA gets today's chuckle thanks!)

Note: This chuckle was sent out as Chuckle 515. Nadine hasn't sent me any chuckles lately so let's go back in time to 11-19-2004.
---Jerry---


~Catholic Mothers~ (2nd time around)
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)

Four catholic mothers were having coffee together and discussing how: wonderful their children are: The first mother tells her friends, "My: son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him: 'Father'.": The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a Bishop. Whenever he: walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'.": The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down, but my: son is a Cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your: Eminence'.": The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. : The first three women give her a subtle "Well...?" She replies, "My son: is a handsome, 6' 2", hard-bodied, Chippendale's stripper. : Whenever he walks into a room, all the women say, 'Oh, my God!'" ***

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(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
(Word for the Day)
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Chuckle Gems.

Our thanks go to Jayne C of Florence OR for;
Weird Things You Would Never Know!! (But do now!)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

"Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
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(Find the 6 differences, answers below.)