Chuckle 2161

Chuckle 2161
(I'm not sure who sent this but (I'd guess it's was sent to me by
Rich C of Yuma AZ. So I'll give him today's chuckle thanks.)



~Two Blonde Chuckles~
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today's Horoscope, Maxine,
and 6 differences.)


While cruising on the interstate a trooper noticed a woman knitting while
driving so with lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window,
turned on his bullhorn and yelled, ''PULLOVER!''
"NO,'' The blonde yelled back, ''IT'S A SCARF! ''

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THE VACUUM

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on ''Science & nature", her question was, ''lf you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it; She thought for a time and then asked, ''Is it on or off"

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(Click Today in History and learn.)
. Today in history
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(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
(Word for the Day)
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(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
Today's Horoscope )
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(Maxine from my own collection.)

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(Find the Six Differences, Answers below)