Chuckle 2634

Chuckle 2634
(Bill P of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks.)







~ My Old Wrinkled Butt??~ (Also; Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and church ladies with typewriters.)

How the world works lately...

If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, He blames the restaurant.

If you smoke three packs a day For 40 years and die of lung cancer, your family blames the Tobacco Company.

If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, He blames the bartender.

If your grandchildren are Brats without manners, you blame television.

If your friend is shot by a Deranged madman, You blame the gun manufacturer...

And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and Tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.

I must have lived too long to Understand the world as it is anymore.

So, if I die while my OLD WRINKLED BUTT is parked in front of this computer, I want all of you to blame Bill Gates.

Have a nice day! ---Bill---



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Today in History Click
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Word for the day Click
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http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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(Maxine from my own collection.)






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