Chuckle 2667

Chuckle 2667
(Bev L of Mt. Vernon WA gets today's Chuckle thanks.)



~Four Dogs~(Also: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and Proofreading)

Remember the four cats? Well Bev has four dogs; maybe they’re not as smart as the cats but Bev is!

This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare." So I explained to her that my dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and have no frigging clue who their Daddy's are. They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My dogs get their first checks Friday.

Damn, this is a great country! ---Bev---

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(Maxine from my own collection.)



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(Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?)

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
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The invisible man says;