Chuckle 2675

Chuckle 2675
(Dean O of Florence OR gets today's Chuckle thanks.)

~A Man Walks Into a Drug Store~ (Second time around) (Also: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and Proofreading.

A man walks into a drug store
with his 8-year old son. They
happen to walk by the condom
display, and the boy asks,
"What are these, Dad?"

To which the man matter-of-factly
replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to
have safe sex."

"Oh I see," replied the boys pensively. "Yes, I've heard of
that in health class at school." He looks over the display and
picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this
package?"

The dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys. One for
Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."

"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6-pack and asks, "Then
who are these for?"

"Those are for college men," The dad answers, "TWO for
Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy. "Then who uses THESE?" he
asks, picking up a 12-pack.

With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men.
One for January, one for February, one for March..."

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(Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?)



Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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