Chuckle 2668

Chuckle 2668
(Keith K of Florence OR gets today's Chuckle thanks.)





~Late Phone Call to the Vet~ (Plus: Today in History, Word
for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and 6 differences.)

A dog lover, whose dog was a female and "in heat', agreed
to look after her neighbors male dog while the neighbors
were on vacation. She had a large house and believed that
she could keep the two dogs apart. However, as she was
drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning
sounds, rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked
together, in obvious pain and unable to disengage, as so
frequently happens when dogs mate.

Unable to separate them, and perplexed as to what to do
next, although it was late, she called the vet, who answered
in a very grumpy voice.

Having explained the problem to him, the vet said,

"Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs.
I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will
make the male lose his erection and he will be able to
withdraw."

"Do you think that will work?" she asked.

"It just worked for me," he replied.
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Today in History Click
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Word for the day Click
http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/

For today's Horoscope click
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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(Maxine from my own collection.)



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(Find the six differences, answers below)