Thursday, June 02, 2011

Chuckle 2670

Chuckle 2670
(Phyllis and Chet S of Pasadena CA get today's Chuckle
thanks.)


~THREE LITTLE BOYS~
(Second time around)
(Plus: Today in History,
Word for the Day, Today’s
Horoscope, Maxine, and 6
differences.)

Three little boys were concerned because
they couldn't get anyone to play with them
They decided it was because they had not
been baptized and didn't go to Sunday school

So they went to the nearest church. But, only the janitor
was there.

One little boy said, "We need to be baptized because no one
will come out and play with us.. Will you baptize us?" Sure,”
said the janitor. He took them into the bathroom and dunked
their little heads in the toilet bowl, one at a time.

Then he said, "You are now baptized!" When they got outside,
one of them asked, “‘What religion do you think we are?"

The oldest one said, "We're not Kathlick, because they pour
the water on you." "We’re not Babtis, because they dunk all
of you in the water." "We’re not Methdiss, because they just
sprinkle water on you."



The littlest one said, “Didn’t you smell that water?"



They all joined in asking, ‘Yeah! What do you think that
means?'



"I think it means we're Pisskopailians!"



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Today in History Click
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/history


Word for the day Click
http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/


For today's Horoscope click
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/
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(Maxine from my own collection.)




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(Find the six differences, answers below)









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