Chuckle 2676

Chuckle 2676
(Lora S of Florence OR gets today's Chuckle thanks.)

~Extreme Redneck ~ (Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and 6 differences.)

You're an EXTREME redneck if;

You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.

You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night.

Someone in your family died right after saying 'Hey, guys, watch this'.

You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

Your junior prom offered day care.

The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.

You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.

You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
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Today in History Click
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/history

Word for the day Click
http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/

For today's Horoscope click
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/
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(Maxine from my own collection.)



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(Find the six differences, answers below)