Thursday, April 11, 2013

Chuckle 3209


Chuckle 3209
(Rich and Flo of Yuma AZ get today’s chuckle thanks.)

 

~So poor~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope,
Maxine and Find the 6 differences,)

Annie, 6 years old, gets home from school.

She had her first family planning lesson at school.

Her mother, very interested, asks; “How did it go?"
 
"I died of shame!" she answered!
 
"Sissy from over the road says that the stork brings babies.

Sally next door said you can buy babies at the orphanage.

Pete in my class says you can buy babies at the hospital."
 
Her mother answers laughingly, "But that's no reason to be ashamed!"
 
"No, but I can't tell them that we were so poor that daddy & you had to make me yourselves."

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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(Maxine)

 

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Find the six differences

 

 





















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