Chuckle 3275

Chuckle 3275

(Charlie M of Bradenton FL gets today’s chuckle thanks.)

~The 5th Affair~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and Find the 6 differences,)

A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.  "Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent." "One Cent?" the man exclaimed. He glanced at the menu and asked: "How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?" "A nickel," the barman replied. "A nickel?"  Exclaimed the man.  "Where's the guy who owns this place?" The bartender replied: "Upstairs, with my wife."  The man asked: "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"  The bartender replied: "The same thing I'm doing to his business down here."

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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(Maxine)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Find the six differences; for puzzle click clip.