Chuckle 3303

Chuckle 3303

(Charlie M of Bradenton FL gets today’s chuckle thanks.)

~Hard to beat Israeli Technology! ~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and Find the 6 differences

Tel Aviv, Israel - The Israelis are developing an airport security device
that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners.
It's an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will
detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.

Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this
crap about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of long and
expensive trials.

You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.
Shortly thereafter, an announcement:

"Attention  to all standby passengers, El Al  is proud to announce
a seat available on flight 670 to  London .  Shalom!"

BRILLIANT.

 

 (Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

 

(Maxine)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Find the six differences;