Chuckle 3306

Chuckle 3306

(Nancy S of Sheridan WY gets todays chuckle thanks.)

~Why I Mow My Own Yard~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, today’s horoscope, Maxine and Signs from Keith)

Lee Trevino, true story...gotta love him!

One day, shortly after joining the PGA tour in 1965, Lee Trevino, professional golfer and married man, was at his home in Dallas, Texas mowing his front lawn, as he always did.  A lady driving by in a big, shiny Cadillac stopped in front of his house, lowered the window and asked, "Excuse me, do you speak English?"

Lee responded, "Yes Ma'am, I do."

The lady then asked, "What do you charge to do yard work?

Lee said, "Well, the lady in this house lets me sleep with her."

The lady hurriedly put the car into gear and sped off.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

 (Maxine)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Signs from Keith of Florence OR

In a Restaurant window:

"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."

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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

"Drive carefully. We'll wait."