Chuckle 3801

Chuckle 3801
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Nancy V of Florence OR)

~Redneck Special Forces~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).

These boys will be dropped off in Iraq, and have been given only the following facts about ISIS:

1. The season opened today.

2. There is no limit.

3. They taste just like chicken.

4. They don't like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music...or Jesus.

AND

5. They are directly responsible for the death of Elvis

The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by Friday.

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 (Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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Herman