Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 3802

Chuckle 3802
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Nicky H of Florence OR)

~ Jenny Craig for Men~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 diff’s)

I called the company and ordered their 5-day/20 pound program.

The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman I have ever seen in my life.

She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, 'If you catch me you can have me'.

Well, I'm out the door after her like a shot.

This girl is in excellent shape and I do my best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens and I'm gradually getting in better and better shape.

Much to my delight on the fifth day when I weigh myself, I discover that I have lost another 20 lbs. as promised.

So I decide to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.

"Are you sure?" asks the representative on. "This is our most rigorous program."

"Absolutely," I reply, "I haven't felt this good in years."

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when I open it find a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads,

"If I catch you,... you're mine."

I lost 63 pounds that week.

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