Chuckle 4005

Chuckle 4005
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Nicky H and Keith K both of Florence OR)

~Three Muslim Women~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

Just in case you should run into this same situation, be forewarned:

I was walking around Home Depot here in Eugene yesterday when I came across three Muslim women in full robes.

I thought to myself that I should make an effort to try and talk to them in order to better understand their culture. and then I planned on asking them why the Islamic religion is causing so much murder and mayhem around the world.

I tried talking to them for over five minutes, but got absolutely no response. Not a single sound!

In total disgust I was just about to launch into a mouthful of verbal abuse -- when I finally realized I was talking to three patio umbrellas . .

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(Today in History Click)
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http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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Maxine

Herman